My name is Marie Susanne Heiderich. My little corner of Germany got ripped into a futuristic alternate Earth when some idiots in Munich messed with some god from another parallel world. That world was entirely pulled into this madhouse, too.
So here I am. Fortunately, it turned out my father was a big fat liar about my older brother, Alfons, dying in Translyvania, and he and his boyfriend (which is why Father lied, stupid old bastard, and this boyfriend's from this parallel world, leave it to my brother to get involved in stupid shit) also ended up here. They got adopted by a local ... mutant? She's not a mutant, but she's got the powers of a mutant. Anyway, she put in with some sort of child protection agency to adopt me away from my parents since they were trying to marry me to someone about three times my age and that kind of thing's a big no-no here.
Ha, take that.
So my family is pretty cool. Brother's boyfriend is actually pretty good-looking for a guy, and god, can that boy sing. Edward's brother is sweet, although rabidly protective. Their eldest brother is weird. I'll let him explain that clusterfuck on his own.
Oh yeah. My brother hates when I swear. So expect it a lot. Prude.
